Dana White solves problem of not having enough title fights by creating new belts

Sean Sherk tests positive for steroids: UFC80 interim LW title fight B.J. Penn vs Joe Stevenson

Matt Serra suffers herniated disc: UFC79 interim WW title fight Matt Hughes vs GSP

UFC punishes New Jersey again by booking Ricardo Almeida vs Alan Belcher

After the horrible piece of flaming poo UFC78: Validation was the UFC again shits on New Jersey. Ricardo Almeida a Renzo Gracie black belt and instructor at his NJ school is scheduled to face Alan 'The Talent" Belcher. Belcher in his last fight dismantled Kalib Starnes sending him home with his face broken. Almeida last competed in Pride Bushido 3 getting a decision win vs Ryo Chonan in 2004. With three years worth of ring rust Almeida might be turn out to be a highly skilled punching back for however long it takes him to fall down and not get up. After giving New Jersey the worst UFC card in recent memory you'd think they might throw the east coast fans a bone and give Almeida someone more manageble as a reintroduction to MMA.
This Proves that,
A) UFC is trying to pull a middleweight contendor out of their ass to feed to Doctor Anderson Silva, specialist in nose reconstruction surgery.
B)Aliens have taken over Joe Silva's brain.
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C)UFC doesn't care about east coast MMA fans.

Tito Ortiz's Big Head Will Have Bigger Audience with Apprentice

From the NBC press Release:

"NEW YORK – Monday, Nov. 19th 2007 – NBC and Donald Trump return to New York City with "The Celebrity Apprentice," with an all-star celebrity lineup of candidates. This installment of "The Apprentice," now in its seventh season, changes the game. "The Celebrity Apprentice" with host Donald Trump begins its latest edition on Thursday, January 3 (9:00PM ET)."

Press Release describes Ortiz as,

"...an Ultimate Fighting Champion – holds the record for light heavyweight fighting from 2000-2003. He has his own clothing line, and is developing a new XBOX game."

This is Dana White's worst nightmare, a fighter that might become bigger than the UFC. A fighter that can leave the UFC and go anywhere bring PPV buys with him. UFC will have to cave to Tito Ortiz's demands before the show comes out before he becomes a bigger star.

Other Contestants:

Country singer Trace Adkins, model/actress Carol Alt, actor Stephen Baldwin, Olympic gymnast Nadia Comaneci, Playmate Tiffany Fallon, Olympic softball player Jennie Finch, producer Nely Galan, actor Marilu Henner, boxer Lennox Lewis, Apprentice contestant Omarosa, America’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan, actor Vincent Pastore, and Kiss singer Gene Simmons.

UFC78: LAYnPRAY

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UFC's Lightweight Division on Life Support

Dana White and his buddy Sean Sherk have put the lightweight division in trouble. Sherk for either being too dumb to know that one of the 80 pills he swallows was tainted or for being a dirty pill-popping cheater. Dana White refuses to strip his buddy of the belt and even attempts to "bitch slap" the California Athletic Commission. Without having the belt defended consitantly the weight division doesn't exist. Tyson Griffin, Stevenson, Bj. Penn and the rest are held up fighting each other without no real goal. As soon as Sherk got the belt by LnP Florian for 5 bloody rounds he got surgery on his shoulder then he defended aganist the fruity hair guy Franca and got busted for being a cheat. How long will he go between title defenses, their are a TON of good guys at 155lbs. The lightweight fights almost always turn out to be the fight of the night. It's time to let go and hand B.J. his belt.

Cung Le set to fight finer brand of "tomato can" at 11/16 Strikeforce Event

Cung Le is set to fight former TUFer Sammy Morgan. Morgan was the one that got knocked out by the pee-drinker Luke Commo on the show then lost to Burkman in the finale and later on lost to Forrest Petz. Highlight Ko's are great but Cung is almost halfway to 40, I would rather see him in their aganist better opponents. He doesn't have to fight Anderson Silva or Dan Henderson but what about David Louiseau or Ninja Rua. It's time for his handlers to start giving him better competition. I would love to see him fight Robbie Lawler after a few more fights.

Charles “Krazy Horse” Bennett

His ultimate motivation to fight?
He might not be the most professional fighter their is but he's fun to watch. All I know is that a fight between him and Nick Diaz would be fan-fucking-tastic. Crazy Horse and Nick Diaz talking shit to each other back and forth will sell the card all by themselves. One idea to make this possible fight even more exciting, winner gets lifetime supply of weed.